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W. G. White (known to friends, family, colleagues, strangers, monsters, and other non-human entities as ‘Will’) is arguably a human with ten fingers and just as many toes. He uses these limbs to craft odd fables concerning monster-catering hairdressers, magic mushy peas, puppet-hating puppeteers, and other such enjoyable nonsense.

He lives on Earth (for now) with his human fiancée and non-human dog. He is not an alien.